Did Heather Hardy Break Her Nose At Bellator 185?
— Bellator MMA (@BellatorMMA) October 21, 2017
— Fancy Combat (@FancyCombat) October 21, 2017
— Mike Bohn (@MikeBohnMMA) October 21, 2017
Like the bloody elevator scene from The Shining, Heather Hardy’s nose had blood gushing out from that one leg kick
An absolute BLOODBATH. Folks, I’m not here to bash Heather Hardy, coming from boxing to MMA is a downright ballsy move. And this is the perfect example why.
Fun fact of the day: Like all kids do, I was playing some football outside with the other neighborhood kids, including my siblings. Playing quarterback as any naturally gifted pale god, it was actually my sibling who was coming at me like Von Miller on a shitty Denver Sunday. I should add that this was in fact tackle without any pads. But getting back to the story, I had Von Miller coming off the edge right towards me and on a patch of grass that was unbelievably small to play football on. Way too small. So I had no where to go. I had to stay in the pocket and get the ball out as fast a Derek Carr to Michael Crabtree game winning touchdown pass. In fact I did get the throw off and complete it. Only problem is my arm was coming through the zone so fast and so godly that my sibling ran right into the outside of my elbow mid-release. Ended up finding out I had the hardest elbow known to man, and that if I ever need it to break someone’s nose, it’s perfectly capable. Yes, I broke my siblings nose. Blood gushing EVERYWHERE as soon as it happened. I felt bad. Remarkably bad for how terrible of a person I am. But I wouldn’t wish this act on family, ever. But my sibling swears they believe I did it on purpose. Think about that! I’m mid throw, looking at my receiver..and I can somehow through split second calculations at 12ish years old sync up my throwing motion with the time it would take for them to reach the EXACT spot to where my arm will be at the EXACT moment they will get there. All without moving my feet to make sure I can get the throw off to the receiver and completed with zero complications to the plan so I can easily have an alibi. This is apparently my own thinking and plan at 12. I’m god damn DIABOLICAL if that’s 12 year old me. Everyone is officially on notice to not fuck with me unless they want their nose broken. You’ve all been warned.
PS: I think Heather Hardy broke her nose