My Bookie Is Officially On The Hot Seat
It is officially beginning to be prime betting season again. Baseball is in midseason form, soccer is starting back up, and the football season is just around the corner. The life of a degenerate is one for a person that can have the will to love a team for the one night they lay down money on them, then instantly wish for them to completely fall apart the next night if they were betting against them. My heart has been broken many a times while watching sports as an adult. And it’s 98.6% due to this cause. You’ll find out later why I hate Jose Bautista with all my fucking guts. Obligatory gif of Odor murdering Bautista.
Only a true degenerate is an Oakland Raiders fan, but is betting +4.5 on the 49ers in a god damn preseason game like a lunatic (which won and I have no shame in this action). I have bet and will bet on any sport that I can find statistics on. Football, American baseball, Japanese baseball, basketball in any country , bowling (personal bet against a buddy which won), soccer (futbol for all you pussies), NCAA basketball/football, UFC, boxing, tennis, golf, etc. Literally anything, and I’m not joking in the slightest. Ya boy can’t stop and won’t stop as the winning doesn’t stop.
For instance, I have a pick for a soccer game at 3 AM tomorrow. Of course I won’t be able to watch it, but there’s nothing better than waking up to more money. Especially when its South Korean soccer. Electricity like you’ve never seen.
With the hypothetical that all experts think sports betting will be legalized within the next few years, I’ll be already ahead of the curve with degeneracy of betting on European/Asian games in the middle of the night. No shame whatsoever. But I refuse to touch the NBA (unbelievably rigged/players don’t try) and US Soccer (unbelievably boring/lack of real talent).
So as it will go in the future, my goal is to release picks everyday and help anyone that is riding this same train in life. Sports keep us sane in a world that is fucking miserable. So if it keeps me sane, why not try to enjoy it as much as I can? You know what would be awesome? Making some fucking money together. Let’s gooooooo. Cosmo Kramer is me. I am Cosmo Kramer
Free Pick tonight is gonna be Jeonbuk FC Under 2.5 in the South Korean K-League Classic. I’ll have more in the morning.